Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Great Red Nose Trailer
Random House has made a trailer for Here Comes the Garbage Barge, written by Jonah Winter and Illustrated by Chris Sickels of Red Nose Studio. Sickels' blog also contains in-process photos and sketches. The amount of detail in his work always amazes me.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
A Northerner’s Guide to Snow for Southerners
The first thing you’ll probably think about when you see snow is: “How will I go outside and enjoy this new and wonderful experience?” If you do not ask yourself this question, your priorities are in the wrong places and you should hastily rearrange them.
The first step to going outside is getting dressed. There is a very simple rule you should follow in doing this: Don’t wear cotton. This is very simple. Wear articles of clothing made from materials other than cotton, like synthetic fibers and wool. As this probably eliminates the majority of your wardrobe, you may wish to know why. When cotton gets wet, it stays wet. It even absorbs the wet, which will make you very wet and exceedingly miserable. Other fabrics and fibers wick moisture, pulling it away from your body, or repel moisture, keeping it away from your skin.
I will assume you’ve now found clothing of appropriate materials. The first concept you must be introduced to is that of layering. This means, don’t just wear a shirt and a coat, but wear two or three or more shirts and a vest and a jacket if that is what you need to stay warm. Just because it looks like outdoor clothing doesn’t mean it performs as such. Note: if you have a problem with this trickery, feel free to take it up with clothing manufacturers.
No Cotton! Surprised you with that, didn’t I? That’s because I know you are currently attempting to put on heavy cotton socks. Don’t do it. While wool and synthetic socks are outrageously expensive, they will save your cute little tosie-wosies. Once you have appropriated a proper pair of socks, or even two pairs, you will need shoes.
When looking for shoes, rubber is good. Boots can be good. Things that have a grip are good. Waterproof is good. And if you’ve just pulled out a pair of heeled boots, you should just go ahead and lock yourself in the house until summer. Style only matters if you want to be a good-looking corpse. And while we’re on the topic of style, don’t wear those leather gloves. Mittens are warmest, and wind and water blocking fabrics best. Got it? And don’t go skipping out the door without your hat on! Hasn’t anyone ever told you most of your body heat is lost from your head?! True. I suppose they haven’t. Well, now you know.
You may attempt to venture outside now.
Now that you’re outside, you’re probably wondering what you should do. Sure the snow looks pretty, but can you do anything with it? The answer to this query is a resounding yes. I will now outline a few very popular snow activities.
Sledding. To sled, you will need two things: a sled-like device and a hill. We will start with the sled device. Inflatable water toys work well. Old fashioned wood and metal sleds work, but will give you a sore bum and increase your likelihood of injury (and as I bet your emergency crews are having enough trouble as it is, let’s refrain from giving them any more). Students will find their best bet is to steal a cafeteria tray from the dining hall. While your bum may hurt tomorrow, the fun today will be well worth it. Furthermore, this method is cost-effective, as it costs nothing. As for ‘stealing,’ you’re already giving the school more than enough money to cover a dinner tray or two.
The second thing you will need to find is a hill. The most important aspect of the hill is that it should never, under any circumstances, lead into a street or traffic or a body of water. If you pick a hill that does this, natural selection will jump into action and you will most likely find yourself in a long, dark box. Also, the hill should not have trees, rocks, jumps, or tons of people. When you go to sled down the hill, sled down the middle of the hill and walk up the sides. This way your friends will not hit you nor will you have to write an embarrassing eulogy later.
Now for the most important skill: bailing out. Bailing out involves throwing yourself off the sled before you hit something, get hurt, or do something stupid. You should practice this skill. If you become bruised while doing this, you should show off the bruises later and brag of your bailing prowess.
Snowball fights. This is in fact an advanced topic because you must have the proper snow consistency to engage in a snowball fight. The temperature must be warm enough to cause the snow to be packable, but it must not form a hard and hurtful ball. You may have to experiment with this. Basic rules: 1) Never hit the face. If you want to know the why of this rule, have someone throw a snowball at your face. Then you’ll understand. 2) Don’t throw snowballs at cars because they can kill you very easily. 3) Don’t play in the road. (This shouldn’t even be a rule, but people are incredibly stupid- don’t be one of them!) 4) Snowballs can be more effective than you think. If you have a crotchety old neighbor, you would be well advised to keep snowballs away from their property; they’ll like a snowball through their window even less than a baseball. 5) If you throw a snowball at someone who doesn’t want you to, there is a special circle of Washington DC reserved just for you. (Wait, you’re probably in DC; I shall have to come up with a new circle of hell just for you. Hehe.)
Snowmen. This is sexist, so we will instead call them Snowcreatures. Why not snowpeople you ask? Because snowcreatures include snowdinosaurs, snowvikings, snowbabies, snowbears, snowbigfoots, and millions of others. As with snowballs, snowcreatures require a certain consistency of snow. Here the range is a bit broader; it must be packable. Packing up a mound of snow or rolling various balls is a good way to begin. You don’t know how to roll a snow ball?! Where the hell have you bee- Right. The South. To roll a large ball, start with a small, hand- or arm- formed sphere. Roll this in the snow, changing direction as you roll to avoid ending up with a snow-jelly-roll. Unless, of course, you want a snow-jelly-roll shape, which has many purposes. These rolls and balls may be stacked, but you must pack snow at their connections to ensure that they stay together. Snow can be further packed on to make details like noses and ears.
You may have seen pictures of snowmen in books and on greeting cards. These snowmen often have scarves and hats and mittens and carrot noses and are incredibly boring. And you wouldn’t want to build a boring snowman, now would you? Various vegetables, sticks, leaves, and evergreen boughs are great for decorating your snowcreature. Note: Make sure to take photos of the creature if you wish to see it again. It will melt or fall down or get kicked by an idiot, guaranteed. Note the Second: Never ever knock down someone’s snowcreature; angry people with snow shovels and iceballs will come after you.
After frolicking about in the snow for a while, you may begin to worry about the mailman and the newspaper delivery person and your neighbors walking on your sidewalks. Now Northerners, having lots of experience, know how to keep driveways and sidewalks clear. If you know a transplanted Northerner, you might ask them to explain it to you, or pay their children to do it for you. But if you don’t know a transplanted Northerner or wish to clear the snow away yourself, here is how you go about it. Get a shovel. Plastic works best but if the store’s sold out and no one will let you borrow one, a flat metal one also works, though the lifting is more difficult.
First of all, it is best to shovel snow before people walk through it. When people walk through it, they pack it down leaving lumps that may not go away until summer and will become ice globs in the coming weeks. Walking over these ice globs will cause similar ones to erupt on your noggin when you fall. If ice lumps already exist, try to scrape them up; you’ll praise yourself in a few weeks.
Now you may shovel. But make sure to shovel the entire sidewalk and driveway, because if you don’t go to the edges, when the next snowfall comes you won’t have anyplace to push the snow and it will take over your driveway by degrees. Also make sure to shovel the nasty piles the plows make at the end of the driveway. If you don’t, you will have icy speed bumps or quicksand traps, which are to be avoided at all costs.
You may have noticed salt and sand being sold in local stores under the pretense that they melt the snow. They can do this (though you should know that the salt isn’t good for pets and may leech into your ground water). I think spreading salt and sand is for wusses, but if you live with the elderly or infirm and wish to sand your sidewalk, there is a method to it. Don’t just drop handfuls on the sidewalk. I know you were going to do this- don’t. Also, use a lot less than you think you should. Here’s the key that allows you to do this: spread the salt or sand around, so that it finely dusts dangerous areas. Remember, sand is not a replacement for shoveling! Shovel and then sand, otherwise you will shovel away the sand you’ve just spread.
Driving. You may find that you need to nip over to the store to pick up some hot cocoa mix. Don’t. Just don’t do it. Stay away from the car (except to clean it off so that it doesn’t freeze closed. Also, you should clean off the car before you shovel so that you don’t have to re-shovel the area around the car). This is for your own safety; even if you learned to drive in a New England winter, your idiotic neighbors are out driving and cannot be trusted. While I can and have driven about during snowstorms, and could give you some tips, I won’t because I don’t want to tempt you into trying something that will end up with someone getting hurt (and trust me, people and vehicles will get hurt).
As I’m sure you have now had enough fun in the snow, go inside and dry your clothing so that it will be ready for your next excursion. Drink some water. Even if you don’t feel sweaty, you will be dehydrated. Then you may wish for a warm drink. Get a blanket to curl up with. And now, if you have power, you should pull out that computer of yours and send an email to your elected representatives telling them that a) global warming exists and b) they should do something about it. Please note that doing something about it does not include 1) ignoring it and 2) yelling that it doesn’t exist. Besides, this second tactic is sooo Kindergarten. Also, in thanks for this advice I’ve just dolled out for you, you should tell the storms that I, in the North, with five pairs of skis ready to go, need the snow much more than you.
The first step to going outside is getting dressed. There is a very simple rule you should follow in doing this: Don’t wear cotton. This is very simple. Wear articles of clothing made from materials other than cotton, like synthetic fibers and wool. As this probably eliminates the majority of your wardrobe, you may wish to know why. When cotton gets wet, it stays wet. It even absorbs the wet, which will make you very wet and exceedingly miserable. Other fabrics and fibers wick moisture, pulling it away from your body, or repel moisture, keeping it away from your skin.
I will assume you’ve now found clothing of appropriate materials. The first concept you must be introduced to is that of layering. This means, don’t just wear a shirt and a coat, but wear two or three or more shirts and a vest and a jacket if that is what you need to stay warm. Just because it looks like outdoor clothing doesn’t mean it performs as such. Note: if you have a problem with this trickery, feel free to take it up with clothing manufacturers.
No Cotton! Surprised you with that, didn’t I? That’s because I know you are currently attempting to put on heavy cotton socks. Don’t do it. While wool and synthetic socks are outrageously expensive, they will save your cute little tosie-wosies. Once you have appropriated a proper pair of socks, or even two pairs, you will need shoes.
When looking for shoes, rubber is good. Boots can be good. Things that have a grip are good. Waterproof is good. And if you’ve just pulled out a pair of heeled boots, you should just go ahead and lock yourself in the house until summer. Style only matters if you want to be a good-looking corpse. And while we’re on the topic of style, don’t wear those leather gloves. Mittens are warmest, and wind and water blocking fabrics best. Got it? And don’t go skipping out the door without your hat on! Hasn’t anyone ever told you most of your body heat is lost from your head?! True. I suppose they haven’t. Well, now you know.
You may attempt to venture outside now.
Now that you’re outside, you’re probably wondering what you should do. Sure the snow looks pretty, but can you do anything with it? The answer to this query is a resounding yes. I will now outline a few very popular snow activities.
Sledding. To sled, you will need two things: a sled-like device and a hill. We will start with the sled device. Inflatable water toys work well. Old fashioned wood and metal sleds work, but will give you a sore bum and increase your likelihood of injury (and as I bet your emergency crews are having enough trouble as it is, let’s refrain from giving them any more). Students will find their best bet is to steal a cafeteria tray from the dining hall. While your bum may hurt tomorrow, the fun today will be well worth it. Furthermore, this method is cost-effective, as it costs nothing. As for ‘stealing,’ you’re already giving the school more than enough money to cover a dinner tray or two.
The second thing you will need to find is a hill. The most important aspect of the hill is that it should never, under any circumstances, lead into a street or traffic or a body of water. If you pick a hill that does this, natural selection will jump into action and you will most likely find yourself in a long, dark box. Also, the hill should not have trees, rocks, jumps, or tons of people. When you go to sled down the hill, sled down the middle of the hill and walk up the sides. This way your friends will not hit you nor will you have to write an embarrassing eulogy later.
Now for the most important skill: bailing out. Bailing out involves throwing yourself off the sled before you hit something, get hurt, or do something stupid. You should practice this skill. If you become bruised while doing this, you should show off the bruises later and brag of your bailing prowess.
Snowball fights. This is in fact an advanced topic because you must have the proper snow consistency to engage in a snowball fight. The temperature must be warm enough to cause the snow to be packable, but it must not form a hard and hurtful ball. You may have to experiment with this. Basic rules: 1) Never hit the face. If you want to know the why of this rule, have someone throw a snowball at your face. Then you’ll understand. 2) Don’t throw snowballs at cars because they can kill you very easily. 3) Don’t play in the road. (This shouldn’t even be a rule, but people are incredibly stupid- don’t be one of them!) 4) Snowballs can be more effective than you think. If you have a crotchety old neighbor, you would be well advised to keep snowballs away from their property; they’ll like a snowball through their window even less than a baseball. 5) If you throw a snowball at someone who doesn’t want you to, there is a special circle of Washington DC reserved just for you. (Wait, you’re probably in DC; I shall have to come up with a new circle of hell just for you. Hehe.)
Snowmen. This is sexist, so we will instead call them Snowcreatures. Why not snowpeople you ask? Because snowcreatures include snowdinosaurs, snowvikings, snowbabies, snowbears, snowbigfoots, and millions of others. As with snowballs, snowcreatures require a certain consistency of snow. Here the range is a bit broader; it must be packable. Packing up a mound of snow or rolling various balls is a good way to begin. You don’t know how to roll a snow ball?! Where the hell have you bee- Right. The South. To roll a large ball, start with a small, hand- or arm- formed sphere. Roll this in the snow, changing direction as you roll to avoid ending up with a snow-jelly-roll. Unless, of course, you want a snow-jelly-roll shape, which has many purposes. These rolls and balls may be stacked, but you must pack snow at their connections to ensure that they stay together. Snow can be further packed on to make details like noses and ears.
You may have seen pictures of snowmen in books and on greeting cards. These snowmen often have scarves and hats and mittens and carrot noses and are incredibly boring. And you wouldn’t want to build a boring snowman, now would you? Various vegetables, sticks, leaves, and evergreen boughs are great for decorating your snowcreature. Note: Make sure to take photos of the creature if you wish to see it again. It will melt or fall down or get kicked by an idiot, guaranteed. Note the Second: Never ever knock down someone’s snowcreature; angry people with snow shovels and iceballs will come after you.
After frolicking about in the snow for a while, you may begin to worry about the mailman and the newspaper delivery person and your neighbors walking on your sidewalks. Now Northerners, having lots of experience, know how to keep driveways and sidewalks clear. If you know a transplanted Northerner, you might ask them to explain it to you, or pay their children to do it for you. But if you don’t know a transplanted Northerner or wish to clear the snow away yourself, here is how you go about it. Get a shovel. Plastic works best but if the store’s sold out and no one will let you borrow one, a flat metal one also works, though the lifting is more difficult.
First of all, it is best to shovel snow before people walk through it. When people walk through it, they pack it down leaving lumps that may not go away until summer and will become ice globs in the coming weeks. Walking over these ice globs will cause similar ones to erupt on your noggin when you fall. If ice lumps already exist, try to scrape them up; you’ll praise yourself in a few weeks.
Now you may shovel. But make sure to shovel the entire sidewalk and driveway, because if you don’t go to the edges, when the next snowfall comes you won’t have anyplace to push the snow and it will take over your driveway by degrees. Also make sure to shovel the nasty piles the plows make at the end of the driveway. If you don’t, you will have icy speed bumps or quicksand traps, which are to be avoided at all costs.
You may have noticed salt and sand being sold in local stores under the pretense that they melt the snow. They can do this (though you should know that the salt isn’t good for pets and may leech into your ground water). I think spreading salt and sand is for wusses, but if you live with the elderly or infirm and wish to sand your sidewalk, there is a method to it. Don’t just drop handfuls on the sidewalk. I know you were going to do this- don’t. Also, use a lot less than you think you should. Here’s the key that allows you to do this: spread the salt or sand around, so that it finely dusts dangerous areas. Remember, sand is not a replacement for shoveling! Shovel and then sand, otherwise you will shovel away the sand you’ve just spread.
Driving. You may find that you need to nip over to the store to pick up some hot cocoa mix. Don’t. Just don’t do it. Stay away from the car (except to clean it off so that it doesn’t freeze closed. Also, you should clean off the car before you shovel so that you don’t have to re-shovel the area around the car). This is for your own safety; even if you learned to drive in a New England winter, your idiotic neighbors are out driving and cannot be trusted. While I can and have driven about during snowstorms, and could give you some tips, I won’t because I don’t want to tempt you into trying something that will end up with someone getting hurt (and trust me, people and vehicles will get hurt).
As I’m sure you have now had enough fun in the snow, go inside and dry your clothing so that it will be ready for your next excursion. Drink some water. Even if you don’t feel sweaty, you will be dehydrated. Then you may wish for a warm drink. Get a blanket to curl up with. And now, if you have power, you should pull out that computer of yours and send an email to your elected representatives telling them that a) global warming exists and b) they should do something about it. Please note that doing something about it does not include 1) ignoring it and 2) yelling that it doesn’t exist. Besides, this second tactic is sooo Kindergarten. Also, in thanks for this advice I’ve just dolled out for you, you should tell the storms that I, in the North, with five pairs of skis ready to go, need the snow much more than you.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Back from Boston
Just some pages from my sketchbook; including mindless doodles and sketches from the Isabella Gardener Museum and the Boston Museum of Fine Arts.
This John Singer Sargent piece (above) is placed high in the corner of a room containing Christian artwork (mostly medieval). Positioned in this way, she is like an angel or goddess observing her domain.
This John Singer Sargent piece (above) is placed high in the corner of a room containing Christian artwork (mostly medieval). Positioned in this way, she is like an angel or goddess observing her domain.
Friday, February 5, 2010
The Ravenous Reader strikes again
Well, not exactly strikes, more writes.
Today I stopped by the Eric Carle Museum of Picture Book Art, one of my favorite museums. Tomorrow I'm headed into Boston for an info session on Simmons' Children's Literature graduate program and a stroll around the Boston Museum of Fine Arts.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Waterhouse Exhibit in Montreal
Sarah Bentley and I went up to Montreal Tuesday to see the Waterhouse exhibit. On Wednesday we wandered the exhibit and drew- for four and a half hours. We returned the next morning to see the permanent collection, as we'd been unable to take in any more visual stimuli after the Waterhouse.
I had hoped to sketch this piece in November, while at the the Tate Britain. Of course it was 3 hours from my house by car when I'd taken a trans-atlantic flight.
I had hoped to sketch this piece in November, while at the the Tate Britain. Of course it was 3 hours from my house by car when I'd taken a trans-atlantic flight.
Montreal
Two decorated bus shelters in Montreal. They're not actually knit, but are made from a textured fabric (from the car it looked like it was cinched with black elastic to form the knit pattern).
Cafe and piece from the amazing Waterhouse exhibit.
Pieces from the permanent collection of the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts.
Cafe and piece from the amazing Waterhouse exhibit.
Pieces from the permanent collection of the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Creature
This work is a fusion of the ceramics work I did last year, and my current methods of illustration. It's part of a new body of work.
I'm working with ideas of hybrid animal/humans found in mythology around the world. We relate to the human aspects of such creatures, yet are distrusting of their bizarre combination; they are reviled or worshiped, sometimes both at the same time. The size of these new pieces is that of dolls and playthings, which raises questions over whether the piece is a doll or an idol. Though the stitches show and the methods of creation visible, the materials are rich (silk, gold thread, and gold beads).
I'm working with ideas of hybrid animal/humans found in mythology around the world. We relate to the human aspects of such creatures, yet are distrusting of their bizarre combination; they are reviled or worshiped, sometimes both at the same time. The size of these new pieces is that of dolls and playthings, which raises questions over whether the piece is a doll or an idol. Though the stitches show and the methods of creation visible, the materials are rich (silk, gold thread, and gold beads).
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